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Health·December 20, 2024
RFK Outraged That Hot Dogs No Longer Made From Real Dog
In a controversial statement during a town hall meeting, presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr. expressed frustration over the modern composition of hot dogs, lamenting their lack of…
Culture·December 23, 2024
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BlackRock Now Owns 80% of Bounce Houses in America
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Culture·December 8, 2024
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Health·December 8, 2024
Looks can be deceiving: This little man ejecting himself from woman’’s uterus actually just long time friend of fetus.
Health·December 8, 2024
Drinking 6 more cups of coffee per day may lead to drinking 7 or more cups of coffee per day.
Health·November 29, 2024
Celebrate the small wins: Ass cheese technically non-dairy.
World·November 25, 2024
Mother sifting through feces to find child’s swallowed lost tooth insists she is not a moron.
Health·November 22, 2024
Experts: Optimism Now Classified as Mental Illness
Culture·November 17, 2024
Americas hottest new pop star is a young attractive woman.
Health·November 15, 2024
Prozac flavor revamp sucks.
World·November 14, 2024
Global warming causes another devastating renewal of Young Sheldon.
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Culture·October 20, 2023
Man complains of sand in ass after beach visit. Sand urges there’s two sides to the story.
Health·October 1, 2023
Man discovers inside of arm full of blood.
Culture·October 1, 2023
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Health·September 25, 2023
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Culture·August 11, 2023
Man Claims Search History Including “Asia minor” was Legitimately about Asia Minor.
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